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Transcript of Graham sharing a fan’s comment to Benedict and Johnny from Boston on the Black Mass set.
BC = Benedict Cumberbatch // JD: Johnny Depp // GN: Graham Norton
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GN: Well, obviously you’re here to talk about Black Mass. Which is terrific, and the thing is, in Boston, when you were there, it must’ve cause a sensation. But then double the chaos, because Benedict Cumberbatch, wherever you go, you have very ardent fans.
BC: [muffled] I do.
[laughter]
JD: He said, “I do.”
GN: You do!
BC: By the medium of the gin and tonic, I said, ‘I do.’
GN: And, uh, somebody saw Benedict on the location in Boston. And we’ve got a picture of you on set that day. [shows picture] And, uh, so she saw Benedict, and immediately rushed home. And went onto Reddit, and she goes, uh, “I saw BostonBatch,” [aside to BC] cause that your name –
BC: It’s and adaptable surname.
GN: Yes, “I saw BostonBatch this morning, bury me in a ‘Y-shaped’ coffin for I am deaded. So she writes, “Bitches, he is fine! [JD nods suggestively towards BC and BC responds with a comical face] He was wearing a dark blue polo shirt, the grey pants, and the white shoes. He is taller than I’d thought (I’d suspected he was a 5’11” wannabe 6’ footer –
BC: [interrupts, jokingly commenting] How dare you!
[audience laughter]
GN: – “but no, he’s def 6’ tall). And ripped. [BC cracks up, clapping his hand in laughter] Like really, much more muscle-y than I was expecting. [BC giggles somewhat in a high-pitched voice at the comment]. Those arms! Dat ass! [BC laughs heartily, JD smirks] And the arm veins were in full effect, popping. [BC almost dies of laughter, covering his face with his hands as he continues to giggle] there’s not an ounce of fat on that man, it’s all muscle. Sinewy, wholesome goodness! And, the hat looks better in real life too –”
BC: What was wrong with the hat!
GN: The last paragraph, the last paragraph is when you think ‘woah!’ [BC groans indiscernible as GN continues] “I couldn’t smell him. [GN pauses as the audience is laughing almost hysterically] I really tried. And he was so close, that had he been wearing cologne [BC is a bright shade of red from laughing], I would’ve been able to tell. Just the lightest Cumber-musk in the Boston sunshine.’
[audience laughs and claps. BC continues to giggle, although more silently]
GN: Are you getting it Johnny?
JD: Cumbermusk…
[BC makes resigned wafting motions towards JD’s direction as he looks at his lap]
BC: I’ve waft my musk in our general direction.
JD: I gotta tell you, uh [BC chuckles almost breathlessly], I can finally admit that I wrote that. [JD almost proudly leans slightly back and waits for the audience's’ reaction] It’s true, it’s true. Carrying that secret around with me was driving me wild!
BC: My popping veins in my arms. I’m so…[camera pans to JD’s satisfied expression as BC’s hand settles on his shoulder in a companionable hold]
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Benedict Cumberbatch
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27.11.2015 в 20:48П.С. Хорошо не убился. Мог бы вполне.